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Sloth Showdown....Unisex Hoodie
Sloth Showdown....Unisex Hoodie
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Welcome to the Sloth Showdown — where slow is the new savage. 🦥💥
This unisex hoodie brings ultimate comfort with a side of unexpected power. Made with ultra-soft fleece, a classic pouch pocket, and a warm drawstring hood, it’s perfect for laid-back legends and quiet warriors who take their time… and still win.
Whether you’re lounging like a pro, plotting your next slow-motion takeover, or just embracing chill mode, this hoodie was made for your pace and your power.
Move slow. Slay steady. Rule the showdown.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This unisex hoodie brings ultimate comfort with a side of unexpected power. Made with ultra-soft fleece, a classic pouch pocket, and a warm drawstring hood, it’s perfect for laid-back legends and quiet warriors who take their time… and still win.
Whether you’re lounging like a pro, plotting your next slow-motion takeover, or just embracing chill mode, this hoodie was made for your pace and your power.
Move slow. Slay steady. Rule the showdown.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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